It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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