dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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