yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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