Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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