you didnt know i had herpes?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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