i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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