Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Randomize
