She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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