he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
40s are totally the cure
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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