YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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