i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
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I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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