Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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