So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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