At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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