When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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