Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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