Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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