If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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