It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I have already put on my inside pants.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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