i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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