dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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