I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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