At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
