why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
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we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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