put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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