Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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