Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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