What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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