come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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