it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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