you're like a bully in the Christmas story
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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