i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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