He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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