Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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