Me too!
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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