Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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