do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
please come you make the beer taste better
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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