thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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