i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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