I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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