THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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