do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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