How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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