If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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