Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
