I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
