I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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