Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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