That's intense
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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