is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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