two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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