i just google imaged poop.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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