Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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