I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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