Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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